Category: submission

Regular

Thug: What are you doing?!

Stephanie Brown: (about Tim Drake) Saving the jerk who dumped me.

Nightwing and Red Robin at a stakeout

Dick Grayson: Tim, can you hear what they’re saying?

Tim Drake: Uh, no.

Dick Grayson:

Really? It looks like they’re talking. I can see their lips moving.

Tim Drake:

 They’re not. They’re definitely not talking.

Dick Grayson: Wait a minute, why won’t you tell me what they’re saying?

Tim Drake:

 They’re making fun of Nightwing… They’re making fun of Red Robin now.

Dick Grayson:

 These drug dealers are so mean!

Regular

Bruce Wayne: Anything gets in your way…

Tim Drake: Forge your signature. Always do.

Bruce Wayne: That’s what I want to hear.

Welcome back, welcome back

Jason Todd: You guys go off the grid.


Dick Grayson:
I’m listening. Go on.

Jason Todd: I get you guys Mexican passports. Totally untraceable. We fake your death in an apartment fire. I’ll need three teeth from both of you. Then you guys just disappear. It’s easy. I’ve done it before.

Bruce Wayne: Oh, have you? Because you haven’t mentioned it 500 times.

Regular

Jason Todd: I can still cut your tongue out.

Thug: I’m not sure you’re a cutting-tongues-out kinda guy.


Jason Todd:
I admit I haven’t done that before but I am an open-to-new-experiences kinda guy, a willing-to-have-a-go kinda guy, a what-the-heck-it’s-only-a-thug’s-tongue kinda guy.

Bat and Robin Source: www.pampling.com

Bat and Robin

Source: www.pampling.com

Regular

Jason Todd: Let’s play a game of whose life sucks the most. I’ll win. I always win.

Cassandra Cain: You don’t want to play with me.

Regular

Stephanie Brown: I figured it out. You know what your problem is, Tim? You care too much.


Tim Drake:
And your problem is that you don’t care at all.

Tim, in every coffee shop

Tim Drake: [to the cashier] Shut up and take my money!

Regular

Damian Wayne: Get back, you savages!

Dick Grayson: Sorry, sorry! He’s just not used to positive feedback.