Category: submission

Regular

Dick Grayson: I’m telling you this lie detector is broken. Ask me a question.

Bruce Wayne: Is Jay-Z really your favorite artist?

Dick Grayson: Yes, obviously.

Tim Drake: [observing the lie detector] Lie.

Dick Grayson: See? It’s busted.

Bruce Wayne: Is it? Or is your favorite artist really Taylor Swift?

Dick Grayson: No.

Tim Drake: [observing the lie detector] Lie.

Dick Grayson: Alright, fine, it is! She makes me feel things.

Bruce Wayne: She makes all of us feel things!

Regular

Barbara Gordon: Bruce, I know you’re on a team with Dinah too, but you don’t know her like I do. She’s too trusting for her own good. She’s fallen for more Nigerian scams than Hal Jordan.

Bruce Wayne: She’s fallen for twenty Nigerian scams?!

Barbara Gordon: Twenty?! That’s insane. No, she’s fallen for two. Hal’s fallen for twenty?!

Jason Todd: Bruce, they’ve got guns.Bruce Wayn…

Jason Todd: Bruce, they’ve got guns.

Bruce Wayne: And I haven’t, which makes me the better person, don’t you think? They can shoot me dead, but the moral high ground is mine.

Regular

Getting ready for the BatCat wedding be like…

Dick Grayson: [trying on a suit] Summer linen suit… Casual but classic.

Tim Drake: Actually not bad.

Dick Grayson: One question… Can you see my underwear? [turns around]

Tim Drake: Ah, thong! Why are you wearing a thong? [looks away]

Conversation

[over the phone]
Tim Drake: Who gave you this number?
Harleen Quinzel: I’m asking for your help here.
Tim Drake: Ok, but I think it’s very important to focus on the “who gave you this number” issue.
Harleen Quinzel: Fine. Maybe I got too involved like you said, but would it kill you for once to acknowledge for that my heart was in the right place instead of spending all your time berating me?
Tim Drake: You got this number from Robin [Damian Wayne] didn’t you? He hates me.

Regular

Barbara Gordon: [kisses Dick Grayson before he goes into a life or death situation]

Dick Grayson: Hot diggity dog! Oh no! The first thing I said after Babs kissed me is “hot diggity dog”.

Dick Grayson: You know what? It’s my honest reaction and I stand by it.

It did not go well. I’m not welcome back in Ka…

It did not go well. I’m not welcome back in Kansas.

Regular

When they put you in a cell next to your bad girl crush

Roy Harper: Jade, baby! I love what prison has done to your body!

Regular

Damian Wayne: [turns on the bat cave’s computer and places his hand on the handprint scanner]

Computer: Welcome. Voice activation required.

Damian Wayne: Robin.

Computer: Access denied.

Damian Wayne: Damian Wayne.

Computer: Access denied.

Damian Wayne: Blood son.

Computer: Access denied.

Damian Wayne: Blood son!

Computer: Access denied.

Damian Wayne:

Damian Wayne: Damn you, Drake… Demon spawn.

Computer: Welcome, Demon spawn.

[on a case to find a missing person, the bat f…

[on a case to find a missing person, the bat family ends up at the warehouse Jason Todd died in] Yeah it’s probably best if I stay here. I have a strict rule against dying in the same place twice.