Stephanie Brown: Destiny wanted us to meet Batman, so we did!
Bruce Wayne: [rolls his eyes]
Jason Todd: Destiny also wanted me to create that very big explosion last night, so I did that too!
Bruce Wayne: If you kill a killer the number of killers in the world stays the same.
Jason Todd: Kill two.
Bruce Wayne: [to Jason Todd] There are times when the end justifies the means. But when you build an argument based on a whole series of such times, you may find that you’ve constructed an entire philosophy of evil.
Bruce Wayne: [appraisingly] Jason, you did something right.
Jason Todd: Don’t worry, I won’t let it get to my head.
Bruce Wayne: I have to say, this sounds like the worst idea in a thousand generations of bad ideas.
Dick Grayson (as Robin): You haven’t heard all our [the Teen Titans’] ideas.
Bruce Wayne: Selina… Will you marry me?
Selina Kyle: You mean if we get out of here alive?
Bruce Wayne: I mean regardless.
Barbara Gordon: [through comms] How are we doin’?
Bruce Wayne: Same as always.
Barbara Gordon: That bad, huh?
DC Comics when they know their fans want happy batfam content but don’t produce any